Orchid Sex (&) Vegan Waffles

Hippydom, Recipes / Friday, August 3rd, 2018

Put Orchid Sex together with vegan waffles and what do you get?!  Vegan Vanilla Waffles! Vegan Vanilla Blueberry Waffles! Vegan Vanilla Coconut Blueberry Waffles!  Vegan Vanilla Coconut Blueberry Cardamom Waffles!

Another question for you…

Q:  What’s the best thing since frozen waffles?!

A: Frozen waffles you make yourself!

I am more than slightly waffles obsessed.  In fact I am so obsessed with them that one of my first YouTube posts was about them.  I promise it was shot in the year 2018, not the in the late nineties.. I know my thumbnail looks like its taken directly from a knock off horror episode of the Rozanne show.

Anyhow, back to business…this very vegan, very vanilla, coconut rich, and blueberry cardamom heaven is something I make by the dozens and store for mornings (a lot of mornings).


Orchid Sex (&) Waffles
Prep Time
10 mins
Cook Time
10 mins
Total Time
20 mins

The best things since frozen waffles.  Hippy fabulous recipe below! 

Course: Breakfast
Keyword: Blueberries, Cardamom, Vanilla, Vegan, Waffles
Servings: 3
  • 1 1/2 Cup All-purpose flower *wink*
  • 2 tsp Baking Power
  • Pinch Ocean Tears
  • 1/4 Cup (or way less) Ground Sweetness (of some sort)
  • 1 bean Ground Orchid Sex (yes, that's a vanilla bean)
  • 1/2 tsp Cardamom
  • 1 tsp Orchid Sex Extract (oh my)
  • 1 can Coconut Milk Full Fat
  • 1/2 cup Frozen Blueberries more or less
  1. Put dry ingredients together in a bowl yo

  2. Add wet ingredients

  3. Stir it all together and make some sweet orchid waffle love

  4. Just add waffle press

  5. FOR EXTRA GOODNESS:   Top with yummy healthy things to eat.  My go-tos are coconut yogurt, hemp seeds, flax meal, and almonds!  

  6. MAKE AHEAD: as many batches as you want... they freeze great.


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